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The Breatharian Institute of America

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008 | yikes

Alright! Ever wondered why we can’t just live on air? Well with The Breatharian Institute of America you can learn how. The leader of the Breatharians is Wiley Brooks, a man so amazing he “sleeps 1 to 7 hours a week” and “was first introduced to the world back in 1981 when he appeared on the national TV show “THAT’S INCREDIBLE” demonstrating his strength by lifting 1100 lbs of weights, nearly 10 times his own body weight”.

They talk of ‘ascension’, which means to go to a higher vibration level. Ascension is described in more detail:

Yet in order to ascend we must, in a very real and present sense, “die” to certain aspects of human behavior and of human biology.

Which is handy, cos living only on air is a sure fire way to ‘ascend’. More madness from the Q&A which defend the edict that the beginning breatharian should eat a McDonalds double-cheese burger meal and drink diet Coke:

This concoction of 5d beef, 5d liquid light from the diet coke, the 5d sweetener aspartame, french fries fried in 5d de-hydrogenated oil and 5d water (5d water contains liquid gold) from the enter-earth oceans, is what makes this 5d catalyst work.

Cows are 5d beings or higher. They incarnated on the 3d Earth to provide 5d food (beef) for humans. They provide 5d food for humans by converting 3d foods into 5d flesh.

Their main mission is to serve mankind by feeding you, thus helping you to return home.

Mr. Brooks gives 5 day initiation workshops that cost $10,000 per applicant, and there’s no refunds. 

To many of you think anything that is truly spiritual should have no need for money. Everything is spiritual, especially money. Do you think maybe the Creators made a mistake by creating the current money system…?

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